Our elemental holiday in Geneva continues on day three with a focus on water. Specifically, the Aquapark at Le Bouveret, on the mouth of the Rhone at the southern end of Lake Geneva.
It’s a high-tech experience going in; everyone gets a little Swiss watch that is actually a magnetic gate opener and controller for the locker, and which may have money charged to it to buy food inside. (Some of the most expensive burgers-and-chips you can buy, at a guess.)
Once inside, it’s all wave pools, water chutes, children’s play areas with giant buckets of water tipping over them from time to time. There’s a spiral chute that empties out into a flattish dish-shaped area on which participants whoosh round three or four times before tumbling into the hole in the middle – an experience more like being flushed down the toilet than anything else.
Needless to say, everyone has a good time for many hours. Joel manages to lose his ‘watch’, but Dad smuggles him out with a two-in-one trick at the exit barrier.



