“Mum,” asked Kira, “can snails bite people?”
No, Jane reassured her, snails only eat leaves.
“Are you sure?” continued Kira, a little more urgently. Jane picks up on the tone of voice, asks, “Why darling, do you think they do?”
“Well, this one’s biting me!” says Kira, holding up her arm and pointing to one of half a dozen garden snails stuck to it. After pulling it off, sure enough, there was a little round ring of reddened skin with a serrated and lightly broken circumference. Slightly painful, I have it on good authority, but no lasting damage.
From an early age Kira has had a fearless approach to our creepy-crawly neighbours, which was probably a more worrying tendency in East Africa than in Europe. Our picture shows her with a wall that was covered with 40 or 50 snails, rejoicing in a late and unseasonal rainfall in Nicosia.
For what it’s worth, Kira was never bitten by garden snails in Kenya; only a single Cypriot one. I read that the snail’s mouthpart which supposedly does the damage is the radula, a ribbon-like toothed digging tool, but that wouldn’t explain why Kira’s bite was circular in shape. Any answers out there?


